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<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2023/08/11/august-11-a-day-like-any-other-day-but-its-my-birthday/</loc><lastmod>2023-08-11T18:39:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2020/11/27/a-cancer-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_4006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4006</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_3929.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3929</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_3986.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3986</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_4005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4005</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-11-11T14:47:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2018/11/21/all-aboard-the-nerve-gas-train/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/gold-truck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gold truck</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-17T20:18:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/06/05/my-life-as-a-hippie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/family_004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Family_004</image:title><image:caption>Somewhere in this sea of humanity are my Papaw and Richard Nixon...and a bunch of hippies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/oldhippyvan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OldHippyVan</image:title><image:caption>Typical hippie van.  I prefer my metallic gray BMW 328.  I won't even put a bumper sticker on my car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/old-hippies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Old-Hippies</image:title><image:caption>Example of the tragic outcome of the old hippie.  Nothing groovy about this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hippies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HIPPIES</image:title><image:caption>Typical hippie filthiness.  There's not enough Purel on Earth to get me in the middle of all 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struck a nerve with this reader, causing him to abandon all stylistic 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Not weird colors or animals on it.  Just the good old star and stripes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/east-germ.jpg</image:loc><image:title>east germ</image:title><image:caption>East German mad scientists did this to their women in an effort to compete with Americans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1018963718_85c5050c8d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1018963718_85c5050c8d</image:title><image:caption>The freaky backside of the One Dollar Bill.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/libya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>libya</image:title><image:caption>It's bad enough that Ghaddafi oppressed everyone.  He didn't even have enough respect for his citizens to use a decent picture.  It looks like he just got out of the shower.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/albanian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>albanian</image:title><image:caption>I don't even know if this is a lot of money, but wouldn't you be embarrassed to pull this out at Walmart?  It looks like it was drawn by a third grader.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/230px-00russian_alphabet_3-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>230px-00Russian_Alphabet_3.svg</image:title><image:caption>The Russian alphabet.  It's so screwed up that they have two "E"s and a frickin' 3 included.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/220px-korean_vowels-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>220px-Korean_vowels.svg</image:title><image:caption>Korean vowels.  Are these even letters?  They're more like a bunch of poorly-drawn stick figures.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-04T15:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/04/18/the-1976-loyall-spelling-bee-the-scandal-that-will-not-die/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/healthfair1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>healthfair</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/loyall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loyall.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-28T12:49:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2016/04/18/make-the-world-a-better-place-five-changes-you-must-make/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-10T02:00:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2016/01/02/the-new-year-at-the-gym-here-we-go-again/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-02T02:59:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2015/12/31/2015-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-31T18:38:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2015/11/20/wither-glenn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/the-walking-dead-glenn-death-markup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Walking-Dead-Glenn-Death markup</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/the-walking-dead-glenn-death.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Walking-Dead-Glenn-Death</image:title><image:caption>Glenn is right in front of the dumpster. This is bad news. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/the-walking-dead-603-glenn-rhee-guts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Walking-Dead-603-Glenn-Rhee-guts</image:title><image:caption>This looks really, REALLY bad for Glenn.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-21T20:00:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2015/06/23/dear-pete-a-fans-letter/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-29T02:30:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/03/03/how-to-be-a-lawyer/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-18T18:53:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2015/05/30/how-to-win-a-fight-or-die-trying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fist</image:title><image:caption>Note your author's bony, protruding knuckles. These are ill-suited for a fist fight.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-30T22:43:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/02/11/an-homage-to-next-of-kin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/next-of-kin-08-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Next-Of-Kin-08-4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-26T20:51:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2015/01/19/office-follies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/devie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dEVIE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/frenchlick1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frenchlick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-device.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Device</image:title><image:caption>What horrors lurked within The Device?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/work.jpg</image:loc><image:title>work</image:title><image:caption>Your author at a law firm retreat in 1999. The sticker on my shirt says "I'M SO HAPPY!" I wasn't really.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/frenchlick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frenchlick</image:title><image:caption>This was my favorite place in French Lick twenty years ago.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-05T01:33:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/12/13/the-boy-who-loved-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/xmas-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas house</image:title><image:caption>We like to think we strike a delicate balance between festive and 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England</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/uk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UK</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-09T19:29:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/11/21/picture-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/fathersday2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fathersday2014</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/fam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fam</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/babydad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babydad</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-03T22:12:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/10/31/so-where-are-you-from/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jb-mus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JB 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</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_7795.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7795</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/harlan2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>harlan2.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-03T19:34:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/08/10/talking-pointers-steps-to-speaking-good/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-10T18:11:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/09/24/bad-interviews-a-guide-for-aspiring-lawyers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ricflair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ricflair</image:title><image:caption>Ric Flair has nice, but the hair needs work.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/berk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>berk</image:title><image:caption>This isn't the image you want to impress upon your prospective employer--or IS IT?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lucasbeard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lucasbeard</image:title><image:caption>My son's facial hair is a non-starter for an interview.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/shoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shoes</image:title><image:caption>I don't know what you call these, but I don't like them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/reagan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reagan</image:title><image:caption>Reagan tied a hell of a knot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/merril-hoge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>merril-hoge</image:title><image:caption>ESPN football analyst Merril Hoge is well-known for his outrageous knots.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-10T18:05:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/09/01/the-joy-of-kentucky-football/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/10574332_10204523385913320_6109462266936561117_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10574332_10204523385913320_6109462266936561117_n</image:title><image:caption>My wife and I look happy, even though it's likely that this was taken in the midst of a crushing defeat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kentucky-football-helmet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kentucky-football-helmet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-22T02:09:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/08/28/oh-my-god/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/god_00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>god_0001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/god_0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>god_0001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-10T20:14:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/08/11/oh-dear-me/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-12T22:47:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/08/10/four-years-and-four-forecasts/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-12T22:59:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/07/30/road-trippin-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_7587.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7587</image:title><image:caption>JB's sign needs straightening</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_7775.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7775</image:title><image:caption>The Blue Hole is a popular scuba diving 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University of Kentucky.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_7576.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7576</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_7572.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7572</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-01T00:52:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/07/03/mitchell-the-house-rabbit-2008-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/mitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mitch</image:title><image:caption>Mitchell, back in his youth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-03T17:24:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/07/01/come-retire-with-me/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-02T01:06:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/09/20/you-can-quote-me-on-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/wilde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wilde</image:title><image:caption>If I were as clever as Wilde, I could get away with dressing like this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-23T14:06:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/05/22/attention-young-people-things-they-wont-tell-you/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-22T20:41:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/05/21/my-high-school-commencement-address/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/johnchurch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnchurch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/john-grad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john grad</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-16T00:28:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/04/26/staring-into-the-abyss-street-life/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-27T20:47:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/02/26/5-steps-to-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cal2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cal2</image:title><image:caption>Little does John Calipari know that we've just become life-long friends.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/chuck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chuck</image:title><image:caption>Chuck Hayes unwittingly becomes part of my world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-25T19:11:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/06/02/poke-sallet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/poke2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poke2</image:title><image:caption>The foul weed prepared for eating.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/poke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poke</image:title><image:caption>Poke in its natural state.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-15T00:00:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/02/09/captain-americas-team/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/235_craig_morton_football_card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Craig Morton, 1969</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-16T18:26:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/04/05/twenty-signs-you-are-a-liberal-or-not/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-05T19:37:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/03/20/the-horrors-of-camping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rucksack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rucksack</image:title><image:caption>"Lightweight" tropical rucksack used in Vietnam.  Full loaded it weighed more than I did.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/johnboy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johnboy</image:title><image:caption>Your author as a mountain man. 1982 on Little Shepherd Trail in Harlan County. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-04T14:49:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/08/03/wordsmithery/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-03T19:38:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/03/16/the-fans-guide-to-big-blue-nation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bbn3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bbn3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bbn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bbn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-13T22:47:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/03/17/richard-kent-williams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/richard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richard</image:title><image:caption>Sports Illustrated, July 1985</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/richard3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richard3</image:title><image:caption>August 11, 1978.  Richard (and Teddy) and Tom celebrate my 16th birthday.  Teddy would "live" in that house for anothe 30 years.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/richard5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richard5</image:title><image:caption>Tom and I serenade Richard on his first birthday.  March 16, 1968</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/richard2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richard2</image:title><image:caption>August 11, 1987. Richard (left) and our parents help me celebrate my 25th birthday.  Six weeks later, Richard would be dead. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-17T14:34:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/03/01/my-reality-tv-gold/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-02T03:08:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/02/22/my-perfect-poke-sallet-recipe/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-27T02:14:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/02/05/dying-to-get-high/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-12T23:17:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/07/03/friend-of-coal/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-01T15:24:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/03/10/adventures-in-hitchhiking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo-editor_hitchhiker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-editor_hitchhiker</image:title><image:caption>Typical modern day hitchhiker</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-05T11:59:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/08/28/canada-the-slumbering-menace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/canada-map21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>canada map2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/canada-map2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>canada map2</image:title><image:caption>New Canada, a safe place for all Americans, except the part where we'll be testing our chemical weaponry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/50bill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>50bill</image:title><image:caption>Inexplicably, Jimmy Hoffa adorns the Canadian $50 bill.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/canadian-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>canadian girl</image:title><image:caption>Typical Canadian woman attempting to corrupt the morals of our youth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jap</image:title><image:caption>If the Japanese really looked like this, we would have lost World War II out of sheer terror.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/canada-flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>canada flag</image:title><image:caption>We live in the shadow of the Maple Leaf.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-23T23:03:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/10/20/going-green/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imagesca09o8w2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imagesCA09O8W2</image:title><image:caption>The joys of green air travel.  The landings could be tough.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG</image:title><image:caption>Actual photo of solar water I invented in the 1970's.  Note tepid water pouring out of the pipe on the lower right side.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jachs1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jachs</image:title><image:caption>James A. Cawood High School.  Home of the Trojans.  The gym was called the ConDome but only by me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jachs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jachs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/neorest600.gif</image:loc><image:title>neorest600</image:title><image:caption>The Neorest 600.  Life at its best.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imagescahuyssf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imagesCAHUYSSF</image:title><image:caption>The sad fate of the typical windmill dweller.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imagesca4lnihu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imagesCA4LNIHU</image:title><image:caption>There goes my TV!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-25T00:14:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/12/14/the-wonderful-world-of-my-mother/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/31871_1290846112263_1173851_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>31871_1290846112263_1173851_n</image:title><image:caption>A rare photo of Mom with all three sons.  Your author is on the right.  Note my dutiful older brother holding the purse and bottle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/536475_3210010170165_1770978666_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>536475_3210010170165_1770978666_n</image:title><image:caption>After Dad died, I found these in a jar.  They were Mom's.  Maybe Dad fulfilled her final wishes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mom31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mom3</image:title><image:caption>Mom in 1945 in Cumberland, Kentucky</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mom</image:title><image:caption>I took this photo of Mom in 1990.  She is telling me to leave her alone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-24T02:15:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/01/18/heres-something-funny-how-i-talk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/vegas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vegas</image:title><image:caption>These ladies like my accent.  That's not so bad, is it?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T18:56:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2014/01/04/in-praise-of-the-common-cold/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-16T19:52:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/12/21/help-a-drowning-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/phil.png</image:loc><image:title>phil</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/veterans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>veterans</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-18T02:19:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/05/20/become-a-constitutional-expert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/constitution.png</image:loc><image:title>constitution</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T19:27:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/05/24/love-and-the-color-tv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG</image:title><image:caption>My first color TV.  No, it wasn't crooked.  That's the picture--I think.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0001</image:title><image:caption>Your author pictured in the middle being forced to watch black and white TV.  I can't even look directly at it.  December 1962.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a4cathry2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A4cathry2</image:title><image:caption>Your author's basic understanding of television technology.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a4cathry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A4cathry</image:title><image:caption>Diagram showing the basic set up of a TV picture tube.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mmngzjh6cvrfih9v6p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MMNGZJH6CVRFIH9V6P</image:title><image:caption>TVs used to full of these.  They held all the magic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rca_test_pattern.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RCA_Test_Pattern</image:title><image:caption>Black and White Test Pattern.  What this was supposed to test or why it had an Indian on are beyond me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-18T21:05:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/03/30/music-city-mayhem-one-night-in-the-box/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-16T01:49:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/12/14/a-lawyers-guide-to-turning-down-work/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-15T01:48:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/11/23/jfk-fifty-years-later-asking-the-unanswerable/</loc><lastmod>2019-06-22T14:05:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/11/30/world-war-x-mas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/xmashouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmashouse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/xmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-22T17:49:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/11/23/the-sad-case-of-charlie-brown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/violet.png</image:loc><image:title>Violet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/a-charlie-brown-christmas-image-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A</image:title><image:caption>The perfect ending to A Charlie Brown Christmas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/3rdgrade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3rdgrade</image:title><image:caption>I wasn't bald, but certainly I was disturbed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/charlie-brown-011-1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlie-brown-011-1024</image:title><image:caption>He's bald.  There's not even stubble.  Note, too, how the little hair he does have almost spells the word "Sex."  What's that about?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-05-04T16:11:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/05/28/colonel-earl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dad-sf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dad SF</image:title><image:caption>Dad aboard the USS Hopper in 2005, no doubt telling this young man of the days of  "wooden ships and iron men."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dad-ship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dad ship</image:title><image:caption>Dad sailing home from Korea, the epitome of cool.  I have that scarf.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dad-great-lakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dad great lakes</image:title><image:caption>1943.  Dad at the Great Lakes Naval Station.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nurses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nurses</image:title><image:caption>Dad living it up with some nurses in the Navy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-19T20:26:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/10/26/five-things-you-dont-see-every-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/goldtruck.png</image:loc><image:title>goldtruck</image:title><image:caption>REPLACE "GOLD TRUCK" WITH "NERVE GAS," AND YOU GET THE PICTURE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/coalmon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coalmon</image:title><image:caption>Our monument is in Baxter--right in the middle of traffic (such as it is).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-31T18:28:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/08/12/a-touch-of-evel-knievel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ramp_00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ramp_0001</image:title><image:caption>Artist's rendering of ramp design</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ramp_0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ramp_0001</image:title><image:caption>Artist's rendering of the ramp design</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lemon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LEMON</image:title><image:caption>The Schwinn Lemon Peeler</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/leg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LEG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/leg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LEG</image:title><image:caption>40 years later, your author bears the scar of his folly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/evel3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evel3</image:title><image:caption>He would do this a lot, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/evel2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evel2</image:title><image:caption>Evel could jump trucks, cars, vans--you name it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/evel4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evel4</image:title><image:caption>Good or bad, there was only one Evel Knievel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/evel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evel</image:title><image:caption>Evel being lowered into Sky Cycle X-2 at Snake River Canyon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-26T00:15:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/08/25/the-horror/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/deadlymovies_audition.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deadlymovies_audition</image:title><image:caption>Here's a sign your date has gone all wrong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-baby3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Baby3</image:title><image:caption>The Baby enjoys some good times with the rest of his family.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/thcamk3r7n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thCAMK3R7N</image:title><image:caption>Patty McCormack as Rhoda.  Hell in pigtails.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/300px-pattymckelly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>300px-Pattymckelly</image:title><image:caption>The director's effort at some comic relief at the end of The Bad Seed.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-26T00:03:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/07/06/the-way-of-the-waffle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/waffle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waffle</image:title><image:caption>My neighborhood Waffle House. 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The approximate direction of its path is shown, too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-31T21:41:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/10/02/government-shutdown-faq-page/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-10T13:49:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/06/29/john-roberts-and-the-temple-of-doom/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-30T14:23:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/09/22/how-to-be-a-prophet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/criswell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>criswell</image:title><image:caption>The Amazing Criswell has nothing on me in the prophesizing game.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-22T02:34:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/11/27/the-all-purpose-facebook-privacy-protection-disclaimer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/harlanboy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>harlanboy</image:title><image:caption>Honestly, I know a lot of people who would vote for this guy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/150314_1464337809447_4182627_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>150314_1464337809447_4182627_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-06T00:08:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/09/13/the-middle-east-a-simple-guide-from-a-simple-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gaddafi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaddafi</image:title><image:caption>Libya's late strong man was certainly a bad guy, but the world misses his style.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mahmound.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mahmound</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/abdullah1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abdullah</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/abdullah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abdullah</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-13T22:58:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/09/01/whither-the-cult-of-tebow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tebow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tebow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-02T01:50:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/08/29/the-trolls-2013-nfl-predictions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/nfl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nfl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-29T00:08:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/07/30/of-dogs-and-men/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dogdress2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dogdress2</image:title><image:caption>If your dog looks like this, consider getting professional help or maybe a human companion of some type.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dogsmoking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dogsmoking</image:title><image:caption>You have to be careful, though.  This humorous photo may draw the ire of both dog lovers and smoking haters.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dogsoldier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dogsoldier</image:title><image:caption>Anyone with a negative comment about this photo would immediately be placed on the Terrorist Watch List</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T20:00:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/08/19/fast-food-follies-a-brief-personal-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/druthers_img2008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Druthers_IMG2008</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mcdonalds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcdonalds</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/burgerqueen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burgerqueen</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-22T15:09:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/08/16/five-parenting-myths-or-lies-according-to-me/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-16T20:10:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/08/14/what-i-know-at-50/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/400510_4383677198762_419023085_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>400510_4383677198762_419023085_n</image:title><image:caption>Living it up on my 50th birthday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/grover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grover</image:title><image:caption>Grover Cleveland Alexander was a wise--and hard living--man.  He looked like this at 40.  Maybe he'd run out of luck.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>party</image:title><image:caption>At age 26, your author naively believed that such things as a coonskin cap and a noisemaker would make others take him seriously.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>glasses</image:title><image:caption>Your author demonstrates how the use of $10 pair of reading glasses creates an authoritative aura lacking in today's youth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gray-hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gray hair</image:title><image:caption>Gray hair means I'm worldly and must be taken seriously</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/presentation1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Presentation1</image:title><image:caption>Chart showing the author's knowledge level in relation to his age.  Note that for a brief time in my teens that I exceeded the human capacity level for knowledge of all things.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-09T18:34:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/07/11/richard-nixon-and-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/nixon1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Family_004</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/nixon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nixon</image:title><image:caption>This poster adorned my wall as a kid.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-08T19:13:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/08/03/be-fun-and-offensive-with-my-family-lexicon/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-15T17:39:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/08/02/my-random-inner-dialogue/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-03T16:15:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/07/30/are-you-mad-the-five-signs-of-lunacy/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-31T13:18:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/07/13/hometown-loyall-ty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/loyall1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loyall</image:title><image:caption>Aerial view of Loyall today.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ll</image:title><image:caption>We played Little League in Harlan County.  Your author is on the front row, far left end.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cornerstore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cornerstore</image:title><image:caption>An artist's rendering of the Corner Store adorns my law office.  This was done from an old photo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/oldhouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldhouse</image:title><image:caption>I lived in this house until I was 12.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/loyall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loyall</image:title><image:caption>Aerial view of Loyall today.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/loyallmap.gif</image:loc><image:title>loyallmap</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-09T15:03:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/07/06/the-zen-of-nothing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/nothing.png</image:loc><image:title>nothing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-07T01:41:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/05/09/the-thinking-mans-guide-to-mens-swimwear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/speedp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>speedp</image:title><image:caption>Settle down, ladies. This guy will not be at the beach. He's somewhere doing crunches or shaving himself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/steven-tyler-beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steven-tyler-beach</image:title><image:caption>Steven Tyler. If a rock star can't pull off this look, neither can you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bikini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bikini</image:title><image:caption>No one wears these.  No one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/boxer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boxer</image:title><image:caption>Too small for trunks.  Too big for Speedos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fatguy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fatguy</image:title><image:caption>This guy--he's at the beach.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/swimsuits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swimsuits</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-01-31T21:40:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/07/06/five-songs-that-make-me-go-hmmm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ian</image:title><image:caption>Ian Anderson's flute can fix any song.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/coward.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coward</image:title><image:caption>I haven't seen this, but I'm sure it was heinous.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/devo.png</image:loc><image:title>devo</image:title><image:caption>The boys from Devo sounded just liked they looked.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-06T00:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/04/29/how-to-raise-your-children-or-not/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-16T21:11:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/03/11/my-flagging-patriotism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/alaflag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alaflag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/flynt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flynt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kyflag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kyflag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/france.jpg</image:loc><image:title>france</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/andorra-flag.gif</image:loc><image:title>andorra flag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2006-04-24-rick-monday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2006-04-24-rick-monday</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/palin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>palin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/americanflag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>americanflag</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-16T19:22:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/06/18/soccer-punch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/soccerkid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccerkid</image:title><image:caption>Enthusiastic young soccer fan expressing his displeasure at this post.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/buzkashi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buzkashi</image:title><image:caption>Heated buzkashi match, where the object of the game is to hurl a headless goat carcass across the goal line.  How has this never caught on in Harlan County?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jimmy-hill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SOCCER - Euro 96 - England v Scotland</image:title><image:caption>Poor Jimmy Hill.  Not only is he openly hated by this child, but he's also called a "poof."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/funny_soccer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny_soccer</image:title><image:caption>I'm not up on all the rules, but this appears to be a misconduct.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/soccerhooligan_fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccerhooligan_fire</image:title><image:caption>Hooligans have their own version of The Wave.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/soccerfans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soccerfans</image:title><image:caption>Typical soccer fans cheering on their teams</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-07T19:35:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/06/04/the-purge-a-film-pre-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/the_purge_5_4_3_13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vigilandia</image:title><image:caption>Murderous goons on the prowl.  This isn't nearly as scary as Halloween in Harlan 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obama</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/impeachbush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>impeachbush</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/irs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IRS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-04T19:50:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/02/18/the-night-i-fought-a-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fight.png</image:loc><image:title>fight</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-09T01:42:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/05/03/the-republicratic-commonwealth-of-kentucky/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-04T23:48:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/04/28/jesus-all-round-good-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ihs-monogram-jesus-medievalesque.png</image:loc><image:title>IHS-monogram-Jesus-medievalesque</image:title><image:caption>Jesus's monogram has caused centuries of debate about what the "H" stands for.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-29T15:32:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/04/26/the-falling-sky-and-other-bad-beats/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-26T17:54:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/02/15/turtles-shells-and-the-art-of-small-talk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/empty-turtle-shell-thumb188013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>empty-turtle-shell-thumb188013</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-22T19:57:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/03/03/dennis-rodman-athlete-spy-president/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/obama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obama</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rodman3.png</image:loc><image:title>rodman3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rodman2.png</image:loc><image:title>rodman2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>up</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dennis_rodman1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dennis_rodman1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rodman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rodman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-21T22:19:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/04/12/wildcats-and-cardinals-cant-we-all-just-get-along/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/uk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uk</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-12T20:01:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/04/07/feel-lucky/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/luck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luck</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-01T09:09:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/04/04/why-mike-rice-paid-the-price/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rice.png</image:loc><image:title>rice</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130403-202217.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130403-202217.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130403-192521.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130403-192521.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-04T15:18:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/03/27/how-evil-or-not-is-our-president/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jesus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jesus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/satan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>satan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-27T22:54:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/03/21/2012-13-kentucky-basketball-what-the-hell-just-happened/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-21T00:10:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/03/18/the-national-invitation-tournament-a-new-and-blue-perspective/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rupp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rupp</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mikep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mikep</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/1945-46c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1945-46c</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-18T23:14:06+00:00</lastmod><c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dramatic recreation of Howard Hughes's last days.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/johnboy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnboy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T15:47:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/01/02/how-to-stay-married-secrets-of-a-married-man/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-11T15:47:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/02/06/cheerleader-god/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/raylewis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raylewis</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/christian_laettner_1992.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christian_laettner_1992</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/twitter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twitter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T15:46:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/02/12/papal-bull-a-modest-proposal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/riclfair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>riclfair</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/vatican.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vatican</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wilthouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wilthouse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pope</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T15:45:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/02/16/the-100th-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wilt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wilt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/100th.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100th</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lane</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T15:45:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/02/17/the-ultimate-facebook-users-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/catwoman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>catwoman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/rondo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rondo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bill-gates-5000-hoax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bill-gates-5000-hoax</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T15:44:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/03/02/how-smart-arent-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dumb</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T15:44:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/03/06/superman-court-storms-and-other-random-musings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/iubball-e1323569180734-300x200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iubball-e1323569180734-300x200</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T15:43:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/03/08/my-over-50-not-to-do-list/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-11T15:42:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/09/08/why-so-serious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/revenge-of-the-nerds1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Revenge-of-the-nerds1</image:title><image:caption>Typical future lawyers enjoying their undergraduate days.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pacino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pacino</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes, I want to do this in court.  I usually don't.  Usually.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/joker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joker</image:title><image:caption>Why so serious?  It's a serious world, my friends.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/joker1.png</image:loc><image:title>joker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/joker.png</image:loc><image:title>joker</image:title><image:caption>Why so serious?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jap</image:title><image:caption>We take orur wars seriously.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/flue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flue</image:title><image:caption>6,000,000 dead in 12 weeks.  How would you like to wake up to this headline?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-08T13:12:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/11/09/are-you-conservative-or-liberal-take-the-test/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/gisele.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gisele</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/maddow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maddow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ann.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ann</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/reagan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reagan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obama</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-22T21:54:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/about-your-autho/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-07T03:01:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2013/01/19/the-way-of-teo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/megan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>megan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/manziel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>manziel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-19T00:52:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/12/27/5-ridiculous-things-a-random-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/170px-manson-june-2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>170px-Manson-June-2011</image:title><image:caption>Charles Manson, a wise and wonderful old fellow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nutriloaf.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>nutriloaf</image:title><image:caption>Nutriloaf--One of the many joys of prison life</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-27T02:13:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/11/03/eat-the-rich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/gold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gold</image:title><image:caption>Typical rich man bathroom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/eattherichtfinal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eattherichtfinal</image:title><image:caption>This angry fellow doesn't care for the rich. Imagine the popularity of an "Eat the Poor" sign.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/grafiift.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grafiift</image:title><image:caption>Some people paint buildings with anti-rich graffitti</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-26T16:14:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/12/23/gunning-for-answers/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-23T02:36:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/12/21/an-updated-review-of-rain-man/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-21T18:40:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/07/27/raising-canes-courts-controversy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/80612577-herman-cain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80612577-herman-cain</image:title><image:caption>When reached for comment, Herman Cain said:  "I don't have anything to do with that place, but they might be on to something!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kane</image:title><image:caption>Kane notes that "One day you wake up and your spouse looks like me.  Who in their right mind wouldn't oppose that?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-17T00:59:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/07/23/the-american-sport/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-17T00:56:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/02/12/my-evening-with-the-mongolian-stomper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mstomper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mstomper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-03T02:59:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/12/12/the-sporting-life-of-me/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-13T12:38:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/12/05/the-common-mans-guide-to-the-fiscal-cliff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fc_00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fc_0001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fc_0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fc_0001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/john_0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john_0001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fiscal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fiscal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fiscalcliff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fiscalcliff</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-06T02:37:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/11/11/tell-me-what-you-think-or-dont-one-mans-lament/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cows.png</image:loc><image:title>cows</image:title><image:caption>My future backyard. Get to work, girls!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/patterson_bigfoot_lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patterson_bigfoot_lg</image:title><image:caption>Bigfoot will have nothing on my carbon footprint</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/butter.png</image:loc><image:title>butter</image:title><image:caption>Deep-fried butter.  Why not?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/220px-mahmoud_ahmadinejad_2010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-Mahmoud_Ahmadinejad_2010</image:title><image:caption>The unrivaled King of Business Casual</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-11T21:52:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/11/05/im-seriously-not-joking-call-me-barnhart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/vandy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vandy</image:title><image:caption>The vast emptiness of Commonwealth Stadium, November 3, 2012.  I'd fill this bad boy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/20121104-204702.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20121104-204702.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/recruiting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>recruiting</image:title><image:caption>The UK Football Recruiting Room, where top high school talent can enjoy a fine meal and then run the calories off on the track.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-05T02:52:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/10/27/five-issues-i-dont-care-about-maybe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/vote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vote</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-30T01:34:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/10/16/jerry-jones-and-the-last-crusade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/2265_1022570285535_7136_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2265_1022570285535_7136_n</image:title><image:caption>My son partying with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/roger1-e1350414310232.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roger</image:title><image:caption>This photo adorns my office wall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/roger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jerry-and-barry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jerry and Barry</image:title><image:caption>I don't know if Barry Switzer was a good coach or not, but he was a wild man.  I couldn't help but like him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jimmyandjerry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jimmyandjerry</image:title><image:caption>Jerry and Jimmy in happier times.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-06T20:21:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/10/13/the-madness-of-joe-biden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ashley-biden-440.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ashley-biden-440</image:title><image:caption>Paul Ryan needs to work himself into this picture with Ashley Biden.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/biden-laughing-veep-debate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Biden-laughing-Veep-debate</image:title><image:caption>While Paul Ryan tries to make a point, Joe Biden laughs like Chris Rock is on stage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>005</image:title><image:caption>Your author's pythons put Congressman Ryan's spaghetti arms to shame.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/time_paulryan_3-228x342.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Time_PaulRyan_3--228x342</image:title><image:caption>Ryan putting on a gun show</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20121013-094304.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20121013-094304.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-14T00:41:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/10/13/zombies-and-the-coming-apocalypse/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-13T02:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/10/06/a-debate-overview-what-went-wrong/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-06T13:01:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/09/29/flaming-the-fans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/willie2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>willie2</image:title><image:caption>I carried the Say Hey Kid in my pocket for years.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gilmore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gilmore</image:title><image:caption>Artis Gilmore was everything cool about the ABA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/wilt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wilt</image:title><image:caption>There was only one Wilt.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-29T01:22:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/09/24/debating-101-a-primer/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-28T17:50:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/09/25/1497/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-25T23:17:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/09/23/hunting-big-foot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/loyall-aerial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loyall aerial</image:title><image:caption>An aerial shot of Loyall showing Big Foot's last known whereabouts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/loyall1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loyall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/loyall-yard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Loyall yard</image:title><image:caption>The Loyall Yard, many years ago.  It looks pretty much the same today.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_36941.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3694</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_3694.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3694</image:title><image:caption>Some 40 years later, I still have my Big Foot hunting knife.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/loyall3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Loyall3</image:title><image:caption>When I say I lived on the side of the mountain, I mean it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/loyall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Loyall</image:title><image:caption>This should read "Loyall, Home of Big Foot."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-03T15:38:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/09/17/no-joke-im-the-man-for-u-k-football/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cats</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-22T12:28:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/09/11/the-strange-sad-case-of-billy-gillispie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/squiggy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squiggy</image:title><image:caption>Separated at birth? I would rather have given Squiggy a shot at the job.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/billyg3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billyg3</image:title><image:caption>We were just glad that he'd already been fired when this mugshot was taken.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/billyg2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billyg2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/billyg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BillyG</image:title><image:caption>Did he force Perry to eat Pop Tarts?  We certainly thought so.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-24T07:00:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/08/31/if-elected-one-mans-dream/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/barack-obama-smoking-cigarette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barack-obama-smoking-cigarette</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pierce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pierce</image:title><image:caption>Franklin Pierce, our seediest President, will be my role model.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/nuclear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nuclear</image:title><image:caption>The New Great Seal of the United States</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/800px-lyndon_b-_johnson_1972.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Lyndon_B._Johnson_1972</image:title><image:caption>Unlike LBJ, I won't wait until I'm out of office to sport a mullet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/kim-jong-nam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Jong Nam</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-01T21:58:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/08/26/the-go-big-blues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/joker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kentucky v Louisville</image:title><image:caption>Joker Phillips, "a nice guy, but....."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/curry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>curry</image:title><image:caption>"CAN'T YOU PLAY BETTER?"  UK fans have sunk lower than the Bill Curry Era.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sugar-bowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sugar bowl</image:title><image:caption>All of mankind knows UK won 13-7.  This was a mere 60 years ago.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/curci.jpg</image:loc><image:title>curci</image:title><image:caption>The hiring of Fran Curci ushered in a golden era of Kentucky football which saw us win almost half our games.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-03T22:28:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/08/18/try-not-to-worry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/worry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>worry</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/alfred-e-newman-what-me-worry-247x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alfred-E-Newman-what-me-worry-247x300</image:title><image:caption>I tried to follow Alfred E. Newman's advice--without much luck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/alfred-e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alfred e.</image:title><image:caption>This adorned my bedroom wall as a child.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-18T22:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/08/08/my-ten-olympic-memories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ap-photo-mark-duncan1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AP Photo Mark Duncan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oscar_pistorius_blade_runner_london_20121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oscar_pistorius_blade_runner_london_2012</image:title><image:caption>Blade Runner, Oscar Pistorious</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/kimjong1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kimjong</image:title><image:caption>Comical North Korean Dear Leader Kim Jong Un</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/kimjong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kimjong</image:title><image:caption>Comical North Korean Dear Leader Kim Jong Un</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oscar_pistorius_blade_runner_london_2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oscar_pistorius_blade_runner_london_2012</image:title><image:caption>Blade Runner, Oscar Pistorius</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ap-photo-mark-duncan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AP Photo Mark Duncan</image:title><image:caption>AP Photo/Mark Duncan&#13;
What is missing from this photo?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/volleyball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>volleyball</image:title><image:caption>The dreadfully dull, unwatchable "sport" of beach volleyball</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/beach-volleyball-international-in-london_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beach-Volleyball-International-in-London_2</image:title><image:caption>The exciting sport of beach volleyball</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-08T00:59:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/08/06/the-politics-of-facebook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mitt-romney-speech-cropped-proto-custom_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Republican National Convention</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/obama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obama</image:title><image:caption>The President has never said this, as far as I know. That wouldn't stop me from posting it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/chart_0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chart_0001</image:title><image:caption>I could caption this:  Projected welfare spending over the next 80 years and cause a monstrous debate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pie_00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pie_0001</image:title><image:caption>This chart is made up from whole cloth with no explanation of what it means.  Yet, I assure you I could get many "likes" of it on FB.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pie_0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pie_0001</image:title><image:caption>This chart is made up from whole cloth and contains no explanation of what it means.  Yet, I could almost assuredly get many "likes" of it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-16T20:15:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/07/13/high-marks-for-groucho/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG</image:title><image:caption>My letter from Groucho.  I was 12.  He was 84.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_0002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0002</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-05-04T16:22:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/07/04/aunt-bee-as-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/aunt-bee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aunt Bee</image:title><image:caption>RIP Frances Bavier</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/thcavha1wy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thCAVHA1WY</image:title><image:caption>"I could wheel around and back hand her, and there's nothing she could do about it.  Nothing."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>m</image:title><image:caption>Keevy Hazleton and Andy.  Andy thinks: "Go ahead, Keevy.  Punch her right in the mouth."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/opie_pickle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Opie_Pickle</image:title><image:caption>Poor Opie being forced to choke down Aunt Bee's pickles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/auntbee2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>auntbee2</image:title><image:caption>Andy thinking:  "I'm the high Sheriff.  I could shoot her and get away with it."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/auntbee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>auntbee</image:title><image:caption>The evil Aunt Bee</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-28T05:12:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/06/23/no-happy-endings-in-happy-valley/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-23T23:06:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/06/22/hatin-on-the-hate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/romney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>romney</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/obama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obama</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hehateme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hehateme</image:title><image:caption>Rod Smart.  His jersey said it all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-23T12:10:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/06/12/confessions-of-a-baseball-dad/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-14T00:32:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/06/09/i-hate-the-waltons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/depression-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>depression-5</image:title><image:caption>Here's the kind of house the Waltons would have lived in.  I'm guessing they wouldn't have been quite so chipper at bedtime in this place.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/depression3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>depression3</image:title><image:caption>Cora Beth wouldn't have been so fired up about "Mr. Godsey" if he'd owned this Depression era store.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/depression2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>depression2</image:title><image:caption>Here's what a family with seven kids looked like during the Depression.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/the-waltons21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-waltons21</image:title><image:caption>The whole contemptible Walton clan struggling through hard times with another meager meal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-12T18:40:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/05/25/the-gaiety-of-marriage/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-26T12:14:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/05/16/to-all-the-dead-and-dying/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-16T13:02:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/05/11/grandma-and-the-cat-litter-beatdown/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-12T00:46:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/05/08/losing-my-religion-sort-of/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG</image:title><image:caption>Your author during a fleeting phase of religious fervor.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-29T01:48:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/05/07/my-big-blue-heaven/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-07T23:36:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/05/04/all-the-worlds-a-stooge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/shemp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shemp</image:title><image:caption>Real Shemp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/joe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe</image:title><image:caption>The mere sight of Joe still disturbs your author.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/moe_mike1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moe_mike1</image:title><image:caption>Moe being Moe on the Mike Douglas Show in the 1970's.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fakeshemp2.png</image:loc><image:title>fakeshemp2</image:title><image:caption>(L-R) Larry, Moe and Fake Shemp </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tooth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tooth</image:title><image:caption>Moe helping Curly with a tooth problem.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/stooges.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stooges</image:title><image:caption>Classic Columbia Picture Title Card</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-22T05:29:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/04/26/whats-in-a-nick-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/john-7th.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John 7th</image:title><image:caption>Inexplicably, your author's ghastly appearance led to no lasting nicknames.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cootie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cootie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/john.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JOhn</image:title><image:caption>Your author back in his tow-headed days. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-26T23:51:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/04/23/591/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-23T19:22:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/04/23/my-political-ennui/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-24T01:24:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/04/20/hell-and-other-bad-news/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-22T00:57:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/04/12/march-of-folly/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-13T12:00:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/04/05/eating-for-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bridge-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bridge street</image:title><image:caption>Bridge Street BBQ and Cafe.  Note pathetic patron dining alone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/anglers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anglers</image:title><image:caption>The view from Anglers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/anglers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anglers</image:title><image:caption>The view from Anglers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bay-steamer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bay steamer</image:title><image:caption>The Steamer Pot at Old Bay Steamer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-10T16:49:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/04/10/trolling-through-the-south/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ft-wltn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FT Wltn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/beard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beard</image:title><image:caption>Weeklong facial hair experiment</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bodies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bodies</image:title><image:caption>Possible tarp-covered corpses.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tony-bigot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony Bigot</image:title><image:caption>I'm not making this up.  Tony Bigot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/it-dont-matter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>it dont matter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/chuck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chuck</image:title><image:caption>Brantley loves Chuck Person.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/opp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Opp</image:title><image:caption>Whatever it is, the good folks of Opp have had 52 Rattlesnake Rodeos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-10T01:00:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/02/04/reflections-on-road-house/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-10T00:30:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/03/28/bad-day-at-the-bar/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-30T00:17:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/02/25/the-gym-rant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG</image:title><image:caption>Your author channeling Larry Bird, circa 1982.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/211greg-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>211greg-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-25T02:21:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/02/19/the-party-monster-of-park-hill/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-19T16:21:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/2012/02/05/thoughts-about-my-dad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dad in Korea 1952</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-05T20:26:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thetrivialtroll.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-05-04T16:22:55+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
